My dream life goal would be to buy a townhouse in the city and make it an art community for writers, comedians, actors, composers, musicians, visual artists, film makers, and everyone in between people could apply and live for a period of time for free as long as they were contributing to their art. I feel like the world needs places like that. A monastery for artists.

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Loretta Devine, Dreamgirls
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Loretta Devine, Dreamgirls

Favorite Minchin song and almost my favorite song ever written.

Yesterday someone told me that I had a “Hitler Youth” haircut.

Naturally, I’m now working on a Third Reich Jungle Cruise to be presented in a think German dialect.

"Willkommen. Wave goodbye to all your processions that you were asked to leave on the dock. You will never see them again."

caffenespeaks:

think-progress:

“If babies had guns…”

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caffenespeaks:

think-progress:

“If babies had guns…”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 

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Oh Captain, my Captain.

meesascloset:

the-one-thing-thats-real:

klenatveit:

Changes to the Into the Woods movie according to IMDb

NOOOOO OLD MAN…I accept all of this except No More.  That fucking song is my favoritest

This is very upsetting to me. I haven’t really been too excited for this adaptation I feel like there needs to be more respect to this beautiful piece of theatre. This is my favorite show and seeing all of this happen tout is a shame. These plot points they’re cutting are important, but I guess that’s what happens when Hollywood tries todo Broadway

Calm down little lambs. I’m a Sondheim purist and I’d like to lay some things down. Musicals have to be adapted for the screen. You cannot take a stage libretto and use it as a script for a film. You have to adapt it to make a successful movie. Otherwise you end up with a boring/unwatchable film (such as The Producers). Every musical to movie film cuts plot points. Hairspray cut the huge plot point of almost the entire cast going to jail. Little Shop of Horrors cut the huge plot point of Seymour getting adopted. Even Chicago, which is wildly considered one of the best modern movie musicals, has many songs cut. I can’t think of a movie musical that kept every single song/plot point. Film and theatre are different mediums. How on earth, cinematically, would the First/Second Midnight’s work on film? You also have to think about how don’t have an intermission in film musicals anymore. Songs like So Happy become supercilious and the I Guess This Is Goodbye can be trimmed to a shorter scene. Again, with no intermission the movie has to be shorter. They don’t have a 15 minute pee break. And how the fuck would they bring the narrator into the story and kill him in a film and still keep people emotionally involved? Think guys. THINK. And I mean, I fucking love No More but it would make the finale arch of the film heavy laden with big sad songs. You can’t do that in a movie. And unlike most of you, I’ve read the script and it’s amazing. So… Everyone take a deep breathe and think things out before you freak. And if you’re still bitching, go buy the television broadcast with the full original cast and watch the stage show to your hearts content.
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